“One Nation Under Gods” finds home in Tesseracts 14

February 5, 2010

My story, “One Nation Under Gods,” was selected to be part of the Canadian Science Fiction and Fantasy anthology, Tesseracts 14, edited by Brett Savory and John Robert Colombo, due out in September 2010.  The Tesseracts series is devoted to Canadian Science Fiction and Fantasy and Horror, and has had, as you might have guessed, 14 other volumes (a Tesseracts Q was for Quebec, and the requisite 1-13 which came before). 

You might have caught me reading a portion of this at the Yukon Writers Festival a couple of years back.  It involves two kids and a history test, and a complete restructuring of the United States based on values Americans, like me, hold sacred: patriotism, freedom, the just war, independence, religion.  I just personified them a bit.  I’m very pleased it found a home.  I’m now going to start work on the novel version of this story.  

The picture on the left is the construction of the Statue of Liberty, a figure which looms large on the landscape at the beginning of my story.  And as I was now an immigrant to Canada, the Statue of Liberty loomed large on my new immigrant’s mind…what a dramatic beginning to a new life for those coming to America.  For me, I saw her on my way out.  On my drive from Texas to the Yukon, I parked my red truck in Calgary for one month, flew to Vermont to be part of a writer’s colony, and in that time, snuck down to see her.  Like some mistress I was breaking up with.  

How do you explain to her that you are leaving?   

I put her in my story, though, and so in this way, she haunts me.


Etiquette: Let Yourself Be Part of the Play

January 26, 2010

I was able to be a part of Etiquette, the new play by Theatre Rotozaza from the UK now set up at Baked Cafe, at First and Main.  It is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced.  

Yep, you’re sitting down, yep there are actors and a stage, and lines, and things are acted out, but you are the participants and no one in the cafe knows you are doing it.  It’s visceral and you feel as if you are being used, a bit, by the play.  After all, the voice tells you what to say and what to do.  You will be talking about it for awhile.  

You participate with one other person sitting across from you.  You wear headphones and whatever the voice says to you on the headphones to say or do, you say or do.  But it’s not so loud that anyone will ever hear you.  It’s not embarrassing.  It’s a conversation you are having with another person who is also wearing headphones.  

The play is called Etiquette because it seems to want to examine the whole idea of proper things to say.  Here you are, being the actor, being fed lines, much like you go to a Book of Etiquette to know how to say appropriate things at a wedding, funeral, dinner party.  You are handed lines in those situations.  But there are some situations you won’t have words for…

In the course of the play, you are directed to pick up small objects and figurines, place them on the table, do things with them.  The play uses you to get itself acted.  It’s really clever that way.  

It references at one point Henrik Ibsen’s play, The Doll’s House, and you witness the last scene of that play, where Nora does something that no woman in theatre was ever allowed to do, until then.  She leaves her husband.  He is left nearly speechless.  There’s nothing he can say–nothing that makes any sense.  This is the crux of the play Etiquette, not Ibsen’s scene, but the idea that we need words to understand how to act or feel at certain times.  

There will come a moment when you have to read a note while looking through a glass of water.  Hold the note close to the glass and move it sideways.  It will be clearer if you do that.  If you can’t, just flip it over and read the note outloud.  The rest of the directions are pretty easy to follow–you pick things up and place them on the table in front of you, you turn, look around, look at each other.  

I can’t tell you much more about the play—you have to live it to know what it is.  And whichever character you are, you will only know the play from that perspective.  This challenged a lot of what I think about theatre–about the audience’s ability to stay as observers to the play.  Here, you are forced to BE the play, and you don’t know what the other character will say, or what you will say, until you’ve said it.  But all the elements of theatre are there.  They are on the table, in your hands, out of your mouth.  It’s unique and visceral, and if you get a chance to sign up at Baked Cafe to do it, do it.  It takes 30 minutes, and there are only two tables in the room to use (so only four people can participate at a time).  No one really sees you or thinks about what you are doing.  It just looks like you are having a conversation.  But you are really deep inside a play, while the rest of the world drinks coffee around you. 

Etiquette is brought to you through the 2010 Pivot Theatre Festival arranged by Nakai Theatre.  For more information, see their website.  

Etiquette happens Tuesday January 26 to Sunday January 31,

Baked Cafe, every half hour between 1 and 6 pm, $20/pair

Tickets available at Baked Cafe starting Jan. 26 at noon.


Clarion San Diego accepting applications till March 1st

January 23, 2010

If you want to write science fiction and fantasy there is no better crucible and proving ground, classroom and community, than Clarion San Diego.  I have already written a whole page on it, and updated the writers for 2010.  It looks to be awesome.  You have about six weeks to turn in applications to go.  If you want a career in writing science fiction and fantasy, this is the right investment.  After this, you don’t have to invest in another writer’s workshop for more… this is all you need.  The writers are some you know and some you might not yet:  Samuel R. Delany, George R.R. Martin, Ann and Jeff VanderMeer, Delia Sherman and Dale Bailey.  The opportunities you get to move your work around and let people see it are great.  

See more information here.

Go to their website here. 

That’s us in the picture, on the bluffs outside La Jolla, near San Diego.  That’s me pointing to the future.  I say, “Hey, look, I can see a whole group of published writers!”  And then someone says, “Out to sea, huh?”  Okay, we didn’t say that.  But these people became some of my closest friends.  

  I seem to be doing more pointing.  I do that a lot.  People just stare at me like I’m one of those people.  

Clarion solidified my “calling”–not only because everyone sacrificed to get there, but because we were taken seriously.  I wrote a lot and wrote intensely.  I was challenged.  Wow, was I challenged.  And I experienced some great moments of my life.  I would love to relive this again–and really relish it this time.  You get so busy writing you sometimes forget.  

If you think it’s too much, it will be.  But I took a third of everything I had and put into this workshop financially, and I wasn’t the only one.  I love where it brought me, and where it let me stay for six weeks, and where it’s carrying me in the future.  I think you will too.  

There are a lot of workshops–Odyssey, Clarion West, etc—but I think this one is the best.  And if you respect the 18 other students there, you will get the most out of the workshop.  If you feel defensive about your work before you go, you might not get as much out of the workshop.  Because certainly the work will be up for critique–but not you.  You are up for amazing moments and good, solid career information. 

Go.  You’ll be glad you did.  


A Biologist’s Ecstasy: ‘Avatar’ Awakens Joy of Seeing the World Again

January 19, 2010

This essay over at the New York Times explains ‘Avatar‘ from a Biologist’s point of view.  Carol Kaesuk Yoon  is encouraging everyone who ever loved biology to go see Avatar purely for the wonder of seeing Life.  

Please excuse me if I seem a bit breathless, but the experience I had when I first saw the film (in 2-D, no less) shocked me. I felt as if someone had filmed my favorite dreams from those best nights of sleep where I wander and play through a landscape of familiar yet strange creatures, taking a swim and noticing dinosaurs paddling by, going out for a walk and spying several entirely new species of penguins, going sledding with giant tortoises. Less than the details of the movie, it was, I realized, the same feeling of elation, of wonder at life.

Perhaps that kind of potent joy is now the only way to fire up a vision of order in life. Many biologists of my generation (I will be 47 this month) were inspired to careers in science by the now quaint Time-Life series of illustrated books on animals or by the television program “Wild Kingdom,” rugged on-screen stuff for its time (“Now my assistant Jim will attempt to sedate the cheetah”). But maybe that isn’t enough anymore.

Maybe it takes a dreamlike ecstasy to break through to a world so jaded, to reach people who have seen David Attenborough here, there and everywhere, who have clicked — bored — past the Animal Planet channel hundreds of times without ever really seeing the animals. Maybe it takes a lizard that can glow like fire and hover like a helicopter and a staring troop of iridescent blue lemurs to wake us up. Maybe “Avatar” is what we need to bring our inner taxonomist back to life, to get us to really see.

Read the whole essay here.

If you are a science fiction/Fantasy writer, you’ll want to pay attention to the world-building done here.  Rarely have I seen world building done so well at the biological level, in a movie.  The plant and animal life here make sense together.  It’s not an anything goes style—if you check out the movie purely from that biological angle, you see a world that fits together well.  

And that’s something to take notes from.  

 


Erasing The Fiction: Telling the Good News about the Prop 8 Trial

January 19, 2010

Occasionally, I stray from talking about science fiction and fantasy because something is important to say, or some event is happening that means a lot.  

The Prop 8 trial is happening in California right now, under the expert guidance of trial lawyers Olsen and Boies, best known for being on opposite sides during the Gore v. Bush Supreme Court moment in 2000.  Now they are together, and they are laying out the case for overturning Proposition 8, the nefarious way conservative folks ended marriage for the GLBT community in California.  

Thousands and thousands of people are watching this trial on liveblogging.  The Supreme Court has denied cameras and videotaping of the proceedings, with a ruling that happened only hours before the actual trial began last week.  Instead, we have had to follow some fantastic transcription of the trial.  

What we are learning is that we have been fed FICTION for a long long time.  And while it has been successful fiction, it’s not very good, and can’t really hold up to textual analysis, or any kind of scrutiny.  When you shine a light on it, it just because hatred, bigotry and discrimination, and very, very unchristian. 

The joy of reading the transcription—and please think of selling this as a book to people (I’d love a book of this trial for a donation to Courage Campaign Institute)–the joy of reading that transcription is the slow erasure of the lies that we’ve been told all our lives: that we will harm children, that we are living in direct violation to God and the scriptures, that we will hurt straight marriages, that we will bring destruction on America if allowed to marry (that last one has a Pat Robertson spin).  

Denying American citizens the right to marry each other is denying them the protections and promises of the Constitution.  First, we live as Americans and that document is our bible–it is what we rule by, live by, act by.  Second, there are countless, wonderful books—by theologians–that map out how the Bible is being used to discriminate, and that God loves everyone–including gay and lesbian people–and wants them, if they so choose, to find someone and love them as Christ loves people.  Christians who believe that gay people are not acceptable to God are treading a path away from God, away from Christ, and, unfortunately, away from the rest of us.  Just as they were some of the last holdouts on repealing slavery, and on granting the rights of women, so they are the last holdouts on accepting gay and lesbian people.  

It is so bad for the Church because many are walking away from God and Christ when they turn their backs on the church.  This goes against all that Christians stand for–they want no one to walk away from them empty-handed.  And yet….  I know they will be really upset when they figure this out.  It makes me sad.  What a horrible representation of God’s love.  

The trial is exposing those lies.  Though we have been blocked from seeing the trial ourselves, the truth is getting out there.  I am so proud of the people who are liveblogging this.  I am so proud to be a gay man right now, to see the truth unveiled, to see everyone slowly realize that we are not the scourge you made us believe we were.  

I encourage everyone to read the transcripts of each of the daily summaries.  You will be amazed.  And then, for folks who are still struggling with religion or faith and sexuality, this uncommonly simple, but thorough book, Jesus, the Bible and Homosexuality by Jack Rogers.  

To my fellow GLBT, God is not “theirs”—he is Ours.  They do not own Jesus, or the words of Jesus, and they cannot block you from his love.  There are plenty of churches now who accept us, and know that accepting us is perfectly good in the eyes of God.  You can go through those doors and receive love from everyone.  

Thank you, Olsen, Boies, and the rest of you for erasing the fiction that has been fooling us.  May everyone get the truth.


How to Read and Understand Science Fiction: Jo Walton’s Essay on Tor

January 18, 2010

Below is an excerpt and a link for the wonderful essay by Jo Walton on “SF Reading Protocols” or just how to understand Science Fiction and Fantasy when you’re reading it.   Her argument is that readers of Science Fiction actually read differently than other readers, and books in this genre require a different reading skillset.  

Genres are usually defined by their tropes—mysteries have murders and clues, romances have two people finding each other, etc. Science fiction doesn’t work well when you define it like that, because it’s not about robots and rocketships. Samuel Delany suggested that rather than try to define science fiction it’s more interesting to describe it, and of describing it more interesting to draw a broad circle around what everyone agrees is SF than to quibble about the edge conditions. (Though arguing over the borders of science fiction and fantasy is a neverending and fun exercise.) He then went on to say that one of the ways of approaching SF is to look at the way people read it—that those of us who read it have built up a set of skills for reading SF which let us enjoy it, where people who don’t have this approach to reading are left confused.

… My ex-husband once lent a friend Joe Haldeman’s The Forever War. The friend couldn’t get past chapter 2, because there was a tachyon drive mentioned, and the friend couldn’t figure out how that would work. All he wanted to talk about was the physics of tachyon drives, whereas we all know that the important thing about a tachyon drive is that it lets you go faster than light, and the important thing about the one in The Forever War is that the characters get relativistically out of sync with what’s happening on Earth because of it. The physics don’t matter—there are books about people doing physics and inventing things, and some of them are SF (The Dispossessed…) but The Forever War is about going away to fight aliens and coming back to find that home is alien, and the tachyon drive is absolutely essential to the story but the way it works—forget it, that’s not important.

This tachyon drive guy, who has stuck in my mind for years and years, got hung up on that detail because he didn’t know how to take in what was and what wasn’t important. How do I know it wasn’t important? The way it was signalled in the story. How did I learn how to recognise that? By reading half a ton of SF. How did I read half a ton of SF before I knew how to do it? I was twelve years old and used to a lot of stuff going over my head, I picked it up as I went along. That’s how we all did it. Why couldn’t this guy do that? He could have, but it would have been work, not fun…

Read More Here


Avatar: A Second Chance to Get It Right

January 18, 2010

In my last post, I reacted to critics who were convinced there was a racist motif in play in Avatar.  But I’d like to talk about what Avatar is all about: Second Chances.

The movie is riddled with “seconds”— a twin who takes over for his brother when his brother is killed, a man who has his legs taken away from him getting a second chance at walking, Sully who has a second chance at being useful to the Na’vi, humankind getting a second chance to be at peace with a Planet.  

Cameron in his acceptance speech for the Golden Globes says as much:

“‘Avatar’ asks us to see that everything is connected, all human beings to each other, and us to the Earth. And if you have to go four and a half light years to another, made-up planet to appreciate this miracle of the world that we have right here, well, you know what, that’s the wonder of cinema right there, that’s the magic,” Cameron said.

I was moved by the essay on Sully that I read over at the Respectable Negro Tribe blog

Jake Sully is emasculated in a literal sense because of a combination of physical injury, financial inadequacy and family tragedy. Not only is Jake Sully a Marine who cannot walk or fight, but more tragically he knows that there is a cure for his injury, but cannot afford it. Further, Jake’s closest relative, his twin brother, has been killed in a meaningless act of violence that Jake could not prevent, and now Jake is now forced to step forward into a position that he does not feel he is smart enough to handle.

He gets that second shot, for his brother, for himself, and in a representative way, for humans.  When he is at the tree with the glowing strands, he asks the ancients to link up with him, look into his past.  He’s trying to warn Erya that his kind are bloodthirsty, and that they would destroy the planet if given the chance.  ”We killed our Mother,” he tells the planet.  And the planet steps up to save itself.  

One wonders what our story would have been like if we would have had a more respectful way of listening to our planet.  Is Climate Change the consequences of not listening?  

This is the stronger message of Avatar.  Not who saves who, but of having a second chance to save things at all….


A Response to Those Who Think ‘Avatar’ Repeats a Racist Motif

January 17, 2010

I’d like to calmly address the critics who view James Cameron’s Avatar as perpetuating a racist motif.  Critics have said that Avatar uses the “white man as messiah” motif as countless movies have before it, including, and they name, The Last Samurai, Dances with Wolves, James Stewart’s Broken Arrow, Fern Gully, even the recent District 9.  All have a white man slowly becoming a person of another culture and then leading that group to victory, escape, salvation, etc.  I don’t disagree on many of their points, but on one major point–that accusation that the “white messiah” motif is inherently “negatively” racial–I do disagree.  And its application to Avatar is unfounded as a racial comment.  

But first, some things we might agree on.

1.  James Cameron’s Avatar is a breathtakingly beautiful movie, in part because of the special effects, and the high attention to detail in the world-building.  This is superb world-building.  Anyone crafting science fiction or fantasy needs to pay attention to the detail of this movie and learn from it.

2.  James Cameron’s plot is both borrowed, and in its best light, echoing the plots of other movies.  We listed those.  I think of this as Dances with Wolves in space–but with ONE major difference (explained below).  But we can all agree that the plot is not fantasically new.  One person infiltrates the “enemy” and finds out that they want to switch sides and then fights the group they had been with.  At its essence a movie like this is about prejudice, discovery, education, betrayal and, ultimately, self-sacrifice.  Some movies not mentioned but which still carry the same theme are:  The Mission, any number of movies where a cop infiltrates a “bad” organization (usually the Mafia) and the cop turns against the cops (who might be portrayed as corrupt), Tarzan, The Jungle Book, even back to the Biblical story of Saul who becomes Paul, and leads the Christians to victory, or at least to vast organization and political power.  This motif of the persecutor becoming the persecuted and learning from that experience is not necessarily a “white messiah story.”   Let’s concede that his plot is not new.  

3.  The Na’vi are quite clearly a parallel to the Native Americans of the United States.  They could also ring true in other countries where the aboriginal population was seen as inferior, and therefore moveable and extinguishable, and the atrocities done to those cultures because they were perceived this way.  

The argument that Avatar is “racially charged” has several forms on the web right now.  Look here and here and here, and you will see the argument clearly.  Unfortunately, it is a reductionary argument, looking only at who leads who, who saves who, and deciding on that basis, that a film, or story, is racist.  It is a climax-oriented criticism, and misses, I think, the point of plots like this.  

What some critics are not considering is WHY the plot takes a “persecutor”–usually a person who is by birth part of a group of people who is persecuting, but who has personal dignity that might make him “teachable”–and puts him in the shoes of the persecuted.  Often, writers give that person a personal failing, or handicap.  In Sully’s case, it is a physical handicap.  In Cruise’s character in Last Samurai it is alcohol; in Costner’s character in Dances with Wolves, it is recklessness and suicidal tendencies.  

In all these movies, the Persecuted group TEACHES the Outsider something valuable, until the Outsider stops thinking of the other race as “other” and thinks of it as “Self” and as just as worthy of his admiration, perhaps more, as white culture.  He then has to make a sacrifice to fight for the other side, whether or not he leads or wins.  The important choice is whether that character will fight for a culture not his own–and you can see the impact on an audience of that kind of lesson.  So, in this kind of plot, the ultimate belief change happens when the main character is not only transformed into the “Other” but when he chooses to fight FOR it, AGAINST his former culture/race.  

Imagine now, if a black character, Hispanic, any other character, were the one from the Persecuting race and they were transformed into the other?  There would be a huge uproar that the movie was trying to teach a black man a lesson about being a minority.  White characters are the only allowable characters (and truly Men, even over Women) that are forced to make the transformation.  Hollywood is obsessed with teaching WHITE, MILITARISTIC, WESTERN culture a lesson.  And this isn’t bad.  The number of movies used to do this is astounding.  (We haven’t even brought in movies like The Birdcage, where Evangelical, White Male is forced to dress in drag to save his family, and to show he’s “learned”.)  These movies are about teaching the White Man about otherness.  

Yes, but does he have to save the culture himself?  Does he? Let’s look at Avatar for a moment.  Sully time and time again appeals to the Structure of the culture to save themselves.  He realizes late that he’s a betrayer, and by this time the Brother of the Neytiri, is the leader of the warriors.  In fact, when he returns, he defers to this man, and presents himself as a servant, even just another rider, in the cavalry to save the homeland.  Sully has been “sullied” by his culture, but seeks to redeem himself by being a part of that new culture, and fighting alongside the others.  In the resulting Air Raid, Sully is just one of a group of warriors, but the camera follows him because he’s our main character.  

The basics of character and plot force him to become a leading figure.  As a former White Human, he has invaluable knowledge the rest of the tribe doesn’t have.  WHO WOULDN’T put him at the top of the pack?  He knows the enemy so well.   And his rallying cry, in the midst of defeat by a new enemy, is the only cry that can affect them.  They have suffered a huge defeat when the tree collapses–they are demoralized.  The only character who is not affected as much by the loss of that cultural icon–the Home Tree–is the only character who can help them see that they have the possibility of still defeating the Humans.  He is not motivated by demoralization but by guilt, and he sees personal redemption in helping the Na’vi.  

Let’s face it: the Humans in this movie are motivated strictly by greed—either they want gold or data.  They are black, hispanic, women, men, white.  None of them are un-sullied.  However, the basics of character development must put the main character–who happens to be the person most acceptable to audiences to learn the lesson (a white guy)–in the main action all the time.  A bad plot would have had Sully not very instrumental in the saving of the people he betrayed.  This would a) not give the character any redemption, b) leave us out of the main action of the story–since we are forced to follow Sully as HE IS THE MAIN CHARACTER, and c) not give the story any cohesion.  In any story, the main character must make choices that lead to his own learning, and redemption.  The main character must solve the problem and be instrumental in its success or failure.  Anything else and it ceases to a) be his story, or b) fulfill the promise made to the audience at the beginning of the film: that they will follow this character and s/he will be important in all actions, choices, and consequences.  

Avatar takes the motif and moves it forward.  The motif is really OUTSIDER LEARNS ABOUT OTHER CULTURE, AND IS INSTRUMENTAL IN SAVING CULTURE  because we, perhaps, want those “un-caring, un-listening White Western-Cultured Men” to think about another culture once in awhile and do something to help that culture.  This is why we have these movies.  And they are effective.  They are often Oscar contenders (Dances with Wolves –7 Oscars; Last Samurai nominated for 4) for the mere fact that they shine a light on an oppressed culture; they move us to care; they help us to understand; often they are well researched and a step above previous films about a culture (Japan had mostly positive things to say about Samurai, as it was a vast improvement over other American films about Japan); sometimes, they help us grieve our mistakes.

Dances with Wolves and Avatar share a basic plot, but where Costner and the Lakota Sioux must follow history, and show the atrocities done to them, Avatar takes a sharp right turn at the moment of defeat and tries to resuscitate the army of the Na’vi, and help them regain their own control.  They push out the “white man”–the ending many wish that the Native Americans had had.  I concede that there may be “white guilt” moments in this film, but not every filmmaker who wishes the Native Americans had won is white.  Wishing history had taken another turn is not about guilt all the time.  It can be merely wanting another solution.  Certainly Sully, the main character, wants another solution.

It’s not that Sully leads them to victory on his own.  He’s distracted by the main villain, Mr. Army.  And when he is defeated by Mr. Army, the Na’vi princess saves him.  Also, Sully and Na’vi fail at saving themselves.  It’s actually the planet that comes to its own rescue—hordes of animals coming out of the jungle to turn the tide.  The planet saves itself.  Critics are only superficially nodding that this has happened, but I think this is HUGE.

Sully is physically handicapped, incapable of being the “savior” of a group of warriors in this film in his “real” state.  Even this avatar body is fake.  This is shown to us time and again, as his body collapses at key moments (twice that I remember) and when, at the end, when his real body is exposed.  The tribe knows that he is no warrior in body, but that he has a good spirit.  Sully as a White Savior is woefully inadequate–and only becoming body and soul OTHER does he really find redemption, wholeness, and happiness.  If anything, the Na’vi are helping Sully, and helping themselves.  

The themes in this movie are about the superiority of the Na’vi–that they have a lot to teach us.  Which is why the movie is not about how to teach the Na’vi to fight like White Humans, or not about White Culture at all.  It is about learning about another culture, and in this way, Avatar shines.  

But if we want to talk about race, only a white character in our culture is allowed to learn a new lesson in being a minority.  Because it seems that we’re the only ones who don’t get it.  I agree that choosing a black character might have made an interesting movie as well, but I wonder about the critics’ reception as he “learns” from this new culture.  Critics are focussed on the Henry V moments of leading warriors to victory, they are looking at who saves who, and not on the majority of the film (more than 2 hours) which puts the White Man at extreme disadvantages, intellectual disadvantages, language disadvantages, cultural disadvantages, so that he can learn that he is ultimately disadvantaged until he understands and accepts himself as Other, and Others as he does himself.

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After my post I found two amazing essays on the Movie that also take to task the simplistic “racial” reading of Avatar.  

One critic who agrees that this is not race contends that this is a very old story that is present in every culture–where the outsider learns the ways of the New Culture–and is more about the fluidity of personal identity, tribe and culture.  

Another critic talks about Jake Sully as an emasculated, wounded soldier who is not a privileged white character, but someone who has faced personal loss in his family at senseless violence, is in over his head in this project, has a physical disability–which might extend to impotence–and who fights for the Na’vi because of his own personal freedom to be “himself” with them, and the fact that they become family.  In this critic’s eyes, the main idea in this film–which makes it so powerful–is that you can choose your identity.  Not race.  But identity.


Pope Says Okay to believe in E.T., But Not In Gay Marriage

January 14, 2010

Well, the Vatican seems to be open to aliens.  I like that.  It’s heartwarming.  It’s progressive.  Though only speculative reasoning by the Vatican’s chief astronomer, the Pope threw open his arms to his “brother aliens.”    Fr. Jose Gabriel Funes is Chief Astronomer for the Vatican.  

The astronomer began the interview titled, “The Alien is my Brother,” by saying that, “Astronomy has a profound human value. It is a science that opens the heart and the mind. It helps us to put our lives, our hopes, our problems in the right perspective. In this regard, and here I speak as a priest and a Jesuit, it is an apostolic instrument that can bring us closer to God”, said Fr. Funes in the interview. 

And further on the subject of the aliens, the good astronomer had this to say:

Asked is he sees a contradiction between the Catholic faith and believing in aliens, he said, “I think there isn’t (a contradiction). Just as there is a multiplicity of creatures over the earth, so there could be other beings, even intelligent (beings), created by God. This is not in contradiction with our faith, because we cannot establish limits to God’s creative freedom. To say it with St. Francis, if we can consider some earthly creatures as ‘brothers’ or ’sisters’, why could we not speak of a ‘brother alien’? He would also belong to the creation.”

Alas this brings up lots of interesting questions and contradictions in the Vatican’s positional stance on other issues closer to home.  This excellent post from the Guardian sums up the contradiction nicely.

That the Catholic church isn’t freaking out at the possibility of alien existence for one thing gives me hope that they might stop freaking out about other things that really do exist. Contraception, perhaps, or homosexuality. The Vatican might become open to the possibility of married priests, or female ones. And that would be super.

But, yeah, no.

E.T. ain’t heavy, he’s my brother.  But the gay couple, we won’t carry them.

They’re now a threat to Creation itself. (Step back, Climate Change!).  Says the Pope in his address to world diplomats–a plea for the environment and creation:

“Creatures differ from one another and can be protected, or endangered, in different ways, as we know from daily experience. One such attack comes from laws or proposals which, in the name of fighting discrimination, strike at the biological basis of the difference between the sexes,” he said.

“I am thinking, for example, of certain countries in Europe or North and South America,” he said.

Well, this speech, January 5 2010, came just after Mexico City declared gay marriage legal, and as Portugese Parliament was doing the same.  Hmm.  

I love that the Vatican embraces Aliens and what had been only science fiction before, but I hope they turn their attention to more immediate matters: the millions of gays and lesbians who want equality, and would like just a little of that love the church wants to dole out on Extraterrestrials they’ve never seen.  Irony seems a paltry word to describe this kind of injustice.  It’s cruelty inscribed in Jesus’ name.   This would make Jesus weep a second time.  

God is not science fiction, and probably aliens are not science fiction (I’ll give the Pope two points there).  Pope Benedict, gays aren’t monsters, gay marriage no threat to reproduction or creation in the world.  But the Church, unfortunately, is fast scripting themselves as Fantasy–out of touch with their own directives, mandates and missions, even their own Author.  Instead of walking away from the Church, I challenge people to go back in and help fix it.  Update it.  Teach it.  Vote out the bad policies.  Uncover God where He’s been shrouded.  Shake the dust off people’s shoulders who have been sitting there comatose for years.  Tell them there’s more than singing, more than preaching, more than baptizing, more than dinners and potlucks—there is a host of things to do work on, a host of people to reach out to, a host of folks in need.  

This plot is slumping.  Cut to the action again.  Bring in new characters, better dialogue.  

This novel idea, Christianity, has more potential, and could be a bestseller–could even change the world— but it’s gonna take a lot of work.


Palin Eyes Role in New Star Trek Series

January 13, 2010

Fresh from her announcement that she’s accepting a position on Fox comes bigger leaked news.  Former governor Sarah Palin is in negotiations for a lead role on a new Star Trek series, tentatively titled Star Trek: Reckoning, going into production this fall, ready to be aired on both Paramount and Fox in the Fall of 2011.  

If she accepts, Palin would play Captain Nalia Fergus of the USS Steadfast, one of the ships convinced of an upcoming battle which the Federation won’t take seriously.  Unlike past series, this series concentrates on multiple ships and the Federation–so some political intrigue.  Palin, of course, has to be a “rogue” captain! [I love it!]  

The series takes place after Voyager, with an expansive Federation, a bit more difficult to govern, a bit too relaxed.  The title, Reckoning, refers to an Armageddon-like disaster predicted by the D’mi, a culture that sees dreams as predictions of the future.  They’ve had a collective, planet-wide dream that involves the whole Federation, but very few are listening.  The show is about their attempts to convince the Federation to do something about an impending attack that could destroy multiple sectors.  In the premiere and first season, they are able to convince three ships, who will work tirelessly through the series to undermine the current administration, all while trying to create alliances with other ships through deception, manipulation and controlling the media.

The President of the Federation, a very powerfully-minded, but peaceful, Betazed, is unphased by a dreaming culture predicting doom.  Fergus, believing D’mi predictions, forms an underground alliance with two other ships (writers are arguing over names like the USS Sun Tzu, USS Pearl Harbor, and the USS Buchanan) to protect Section 001, Earth.  This show will be about a bit of infighting in the Federation.  

“They’ve done it before,” says one of the writers.  ”The TNG episode, Conspiracy, the Maquis, and the Dominion, and even the threats of Species 8472–but these were mostly alien attacks, people posing as humans.  The Maquis sequence really opened up the door to talking about multiple sides within the Federation–or even political parties,” say writers who want to remain anonymous till Paramount’s April announcement. 

Still they’re excited about the series.  And about these rogue captains.  ”They really distrust the President.  He’s too peaceful.  He can read their minds–which they hate.  He’s a negotiator, a diplomat, at a time when they feel like war is coming. The constant question on the table will be–are the D’mi’s dreams really accurate, do they have a political agenda, and at what moment do you take matters into your own hands?”  

One of them quipped, “It’s kind of like writing a series in the Mirror Universe, except this one is bad.”

The coolest thing is that Fergus’ first officer is Commander Nuuk, a walking, talking polar bear from some ice planet.  Earth apparently dropped off its Arctic species on this planet (yeah, climate change wiped them out on Earth) and they mixed with the indigenous life there–very similar–so you get a polar bear.  Fergus used to hunt bears.  Nuuk doesn’t know that, so this is going to be a source of tension, as she doesn’t want to admit it, but thinks of him as a trophy first officer.  She’s gonna have a D’mi onboard too–who has these waking dreams–who’s living in both reality and fantasy all the time, but can’t tell the difference.  

These are three ships full of conservatives.  I do think that a ship of conservatives gives the writers what they’ve always waited for–the ability to write in closeted gay characters.  There won’t be much open romantic intrigue because everyone’s uptight, not wanting to be revealed.  

Palin has expressed interest, according to one former aide in Alaska.  ”She likes the character.  It’s so much like her–bold, aggressive hunting woman, now commanding a starship of conservatives, who move with her every command.  They fight for Earth, and they seek to protect the planet from its own bad judgment.”  

Palin is reportedly brushing up on Federation policies, which like Kirk, she will ignore and bend at will, and she’s learning Klingon–just in case.  She does have some concerns.  She’s asked to be written in as a mother, with small children on board the ship.  She wants to be assured of a four year gig (no death in season two).  She also wants to have her own ghost writer write in folksy things she would normally say, but now in a command-sort of way.”  

Paramount and Fox want to give her as much latitude as possible.  ”We’ve never been able to pick up this demographic.  Usually we just get intelligent, science-oriented, techno geeks with a liberal, compassionate viewpoint.  We have the potential to scoop Red State America–the O’Reilly viewers,” says one assistant producer.  ”We wouldn’t just have a fan base–we’d have an electorate!” 

McCain, a trekkie since William Shatner was a child, has said he’d always wondered how the Earth in Star Trek ever resolved pluralistic ideas.  ”Never made sense to me why everyone agreed on Earth.  What happened to pluralism?”  And he has a point.  How did this series eliminate differences of opinions?  Where did the all Israeli ship go?  Or the Chinese ships?  Where were the rivals to get spaceships into space?   Did they sabotage each other?  Surely there was more fighting before we conquered space.  This series, McCain indicates, will “bring back the lipstick in realistic.”  No one knows exactly what he means.  

It does bring up interesting possibilities for the writers.  Could they keep the Star Trek fan base intact–those rooting for the Federation?  But those fans just might like a quirky, folksy rogue captain–plucky enough to cause a conservative revolution.  

Palin as Captain of her own ship?  What do you think?  She does wear red well.

 

 Shatner giving Palin the baton, the formal written permission to be as “rogue as she wants to be.”

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(this is, of course, a parody.  A wink to Sarah Palin.)